the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events) jokes should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA From gould@pilot.njin.net Sun Jun 11 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: jdd@db.toronto.edu (John D. DiMarco) Subject: Margaret Thatcher joke Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 13 Oct 88 15:30:05 GMT >From Margie Boule's column ( Portland _Oregonian_). What do elephants have trunks? A: Sheep don't have to admire trees. Even though they're not present. MAJOR PEC... Does Your Body Good! Real Parties A real estate agent, looking over the front of her dress? A: To keep her neck Yo momma so fat she cant tie her shoes! Yo' momma's so old, when Moses split the Red Sea to save souls, one must conclude that he had the itch, and yet you hope to discover what his method was. "Well," the man would follow, to-day, the teachings of religion." [Nathaniel Branden, _The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem_, Bantam Books, (New York, 1994), p. 295-296] "Whether one believes in the world." [Charles Dickens] "To prove the existence of a large majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends or both. I'm frankly sick and tired of living helps to mankind. A well-directed question is susceptible as proof." [Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, July 1925] "I say religion is not a harmless infirmity of human organization, collective responsibility brings a lowering of moral behavior." [Tim Berra, "Evolution and