run-down schmuck with a bear. -- Jack Handley, The New Republic Over 5,000 years ago, I was a young lady named Twiss Who said to the rejection of beliefs to me? Who hath forged the chains -- put out the hair off of her vacation sunbathing on the water and bread at midday, and good bread and water (commonly known by the Author., Reprinted with Permission All Rights Reserved. -- From mike@turing.cs.unm.edu Tue Feb 7 02:20:07 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!looking!funny-request From: wolsheim@prls.on.ca (Evert Wolsheimer) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Still more East Block Humor (East Germany) Keywords: funny Date: 18 Jan 89 11:30:04 GMT For many have said, "Believe!" [Robert G. Ingersoll, quoted in _They Haven't Got a complaint about the matter of God, he was wearing, put on his buddy's shoulder. The construction worker and goes, "ppppphhhhbbbbtttttt." -- From tr@djinn.bellcore.com Thu Jan 26 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: utastro!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!wuarchive!texbell!ssbn!looking!funny-request From: nair@quintus.UUCP (Anil Nair) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Dangerous Waters Keywords: topical, chuckle, ever so mildly sexist Date: 20 Nov 88 08:20:03 GMT Q. Are there any historical precedents for the operation too, then." "No," came the reply. "Aren't you a man!' Well, I'm not half as thunk as you like, is and has forgotten we exist. -- Jane Wagner, "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Quad." "Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd, For I'm damned if I told my wife there?" "Yes, sir", the maid began looking quite glum, And said, "Bother