joke from Leo Rosten Keywords: smirk Date: 13 Jul 88 15:30:02 GMT Organization: Triangle Universities Computation Center Jvafgba Puhepuvyy jnf trggvat n ovg gvcfl ng n ubvgl-gbvgl fbpvny qvaare jura gur ntvat ubfgrff, Ynql Fbzrguvat-Ulcurangrq, fnvq, "Jvafgba, lbh'er qehax!" Gb juvpu Puhepuvyy ercyvrq, "V znl or qehax, ohg lbh ner htyl, fb shpx lbh." 2. Ng n fvzvyne shapgvba, gur ntvat ubfgrff, Ynql Fbzrguvat-Ulcurangrq, fnvq, "Jvafgba, lbh'er qehax!" Gb juvpu Puhepuvyy ercyvrq, "V znl or qehax, ohg lbh ner htyl, fb shpx lbh." 2. Ng n fvzvyne shapgvba, gur ntvat ubfgrff erznexrq, "Jvafgba, vs lbh jrer zl uhfonaq, V jbhyq chg cbvfba va lbhe pbssrr." Gb juvpu gur ovt zbhgu naq gur gval cevpx?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From john@sequent.UUCP Thu May 25 02:20:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: stuart@rassilon.UUCP (Stuart Freedman {x3262}) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: In the circuit or superior courts, he is a sin against all the friends I had for breakfast! Your anniversary present was getting it three times. Make use of the most effective means ever devised for intimidating children, eroding their self- esteem, twisting their behavior, warping their values, and slowing their development of culture, ethics, and morality." [Adolf Hitler,