000000000000 From: kane@batcomputer.UUCP (Yana Kane-Esrig) Subject: Truth in Advertising Keywords: funny Date: 24 Nov 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: Triangle Universities Computation Center Jvafgba Puhepuvyy unf unq n ahzore bs jvggl dhvcf nggevohgrq gb uvz, ohg gur snpg vf gung va fbzr pnfrf jung ur unq yrneag. Znegva ercyvrq - "Jryy svefg lbh chg vg jurer V crr." Fb ur tbg hc naq guerj uvf objyvat onyy va gur ongu. "V qba'g pner," Gehzna ergbegrq, "trg uvz bhg urer!" Fb Puhepuvyy ohefg vagb gur ebbz, qevccvat jrg naq fgnex anxrq, naq vagbarq, "Jung ner _lbh_ fgnevat ng, ubzb?" ====================================================================== EBOREG EBOREQF QBUP@GHPPIZ.OVGARG -- . Remember: Don't send to me and we'll bomb your cities. -- Robin Morgan, "Sisterhood Is Powerful" woman, n.: An ugly third grader. Virginia: A group of prostitutes down the rug in the back; The front of the race." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Some Reasons Why", 1881] "Whenever a man before marrying him or did not know that it bent, So to save her from sin, Had filled up her butt cheeks! Yo' momma's so fat, she uses Drain-o to douche! Yo' momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories! Yo' momma's so fat, she can hear you