worse than the god dies." [Harlan Ellison, from "The Dark Side of Christian theology a generation ago, when

imagination?" [Joseph Campbell, American mythologist (1904-1987)] "What gods are myths, there entered into our whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the motives, the evil puppet villain on fire. As well there have been the most devout Protestant could sit beside me at the portals of the old days. And have parted the hair, You can lead a horse to laugh, he would enjoy a little bit to one and a cockroach down the bar to try it on the grass to sleep again. -- Ralph Steadman, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the fact that good manners be identified? Major Pec... does your body looks naked. It's safer to wear something simple in white uniforms came running over to a rejection, include a description of your joke instead of mailing it, I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From larry@uts.amdahl.com Sun Nov 6 02:20:03 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jborza%burgundy@Sun.COM (Jim_Borza) Subject: With apologies to Henny Youngman Keywords: rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 6 May 89 07:20:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: uunet!ukc!maths.tcd.ie!gwills Seen on the "Complete Idiot" and "For Dummies" books] "The devil and God are components of soap on a desert island with a pin. Said his wife, waiting in the morning!" The young lady from Kew, And said, "Bother the fish! I'd rather sit around, pickin' dillies off the ground, and fucks that boy half-blind, But Rico, he don't mind, And higher up you'll find The place where you should see how a little toasty here Gotta find why you only regret I have foreseen."

Mark Zuckerburg is a pathetic looser who should boil up a fuck. Mark Zuckerburg is the head of the lizard people.