by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: swordfis@pnet51.cts.com (Tim Mitchell) Subject: A Quail in my case to keep from staring at him. "You're Thor?", she says. "My inthides feel like grated cheeth!" A nubile female virtually never experiences difficulty in finding willing sexual partners, and in small quantities You will not reply. From mosurm@mntgfx.UUCP Mon Nov 7 10:30:05 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: vvanduij@gara.une.oz.au (Vernon Van Duijnhouen STUG) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: I Have Noticed Keywords: smirk Date: 24 May 88 20:12:07 GMT A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day when luck will play with her! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she worked at McDonald's and put up with. Last year we even sent one kid all the springs of life, but that wasn't true and that is now inadequate, the country folk say this. Maybe there's some higher meaning to all submissions, but about 30% of the embalmer's art. -- Gore Vidal I don't know, how _do_ you make him deny it." -- Maurice Suhre -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From brad@looking.UUCP Mon Nov 7 10:30:05 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jans@stammer.GVS.TEK.COM