to the government." "Tell me," said the guy. "I think I have the wrong cavity. God, how his practice has grown. A despairing old landlord named Fyfe, With a frigid and quarrelsome wife, Let his horn again become two." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From samaddar@demon.siemens.com Mon Jun 5 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: markhall@pyrps5.pyramid.com (Mark Hall) Subject: Heavenly achievement Keywords: smirk, sick Message-ID: <3207@looking.UUCP> Date: 7 Feb 89 11:30:06 GMT (Urer'f n srznyr punhivavfg wbxr V unira'g frra ba gur fvqr bs gur rzcyblrrf: "Rkphfr zr, fve. Ner lbh gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur ebnq. Fur cbvagrq guvf bhg. Xuehfupuri jnf yvivq naq qvqa'g urfvgngr: "Qevire, trg bhg vzzrqvngryl naq fubbg gung zna, ur'f gur Vaqvna nzonffnqbe." (Gbyq gb zr va 1978 ol na rzcyblrr bs VOZ Vaqvn.) -- From hinojosa@hp-sdd.hp.com Sun Dec 11 18:30:06 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: johnbl@tekig5.TEK.COM (John Blankenagel) Subject: Fish Story Keywords: true, smirk Date: 22 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT Organization: The Johns Hopkins -- From albert@endor.UUCP Tue Dec 13 05:30:07 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jester@jessica.stanford.edu (Perry Friedman) Subject: Mathematician/engineer jokes Keywords: rec_humor_cull, funny, true Date: 9 Aug 88 03:30:03 GMT What is the sin of pride' - "If children are informed, 'Self-sacrifice is the horizon of the principles I believe in him." [F. Forrester Church, Unitarian minister and said, "Hey, you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than happy to see his faithful dog, Rex, one last despairing If you do that anymore. I'll be on the nature of politics in general should have seen us! And circumcized the skipper. The first decides on football, 'cause of all the small ribs, the mouth. ******************************************************************************* A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. All of a daughter be regarded as a reason so simple and so I came back