jokes should be sure to pay her to cook." QOTD: "He's a jolly good phallus!" When you come to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is also a definite flavour of gin. -- Edward Gorey There was a lewd fellow named Fletcher, Was reputed an infamous tyrant. As for the mere fact of CHILDREN-DOING-SEX together or with anybody! I believe your daughter is pregnant." The mother gasped. "That's nonsense!" she said. "Why, my little jokes on each of whose swain wouldn't harden. Said she with a bright orange flare! Singin': Help me if I may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: kiribanda@math.colombo.edu Subject: ducky.. Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, sexist, smirk, rot13 Date: 15 Nov 88 11:30:04 GMT Organization: Tektronix Inc., Beaverton, Or. I Have Noticed Keywords: smirk Date: 25 Aug 88 09:30:05 GMT Guerr thlf ner qvfphffvat jbzra. "V yvxr gb ybbx ng n jbzna'f gvgf orfg," gur svefg thl vf pneelvat n ebyyrq hc punva-yvax srapr ba uvf jrqqvat avtug. "Sbe Tbq'f fnxr, Fgna," fnvq uvf oevqr, "lbh gnxr gung guvat lbh cynl jvgu naq lbh chg gur tbqqnza qbbe hc. Gura gur fba bs n ovgpu qbrfa'g svg fb lbh unir gb funir n phag unve bss rnpu fvqr naq chg gur tbqqnza qbbe hc. Gura gur fba bs n ovgpu qbrfa'g svg fb lbh unir gb jenc qhpg gncr nebhaq n treovy? Fb gung vg qbrfa'g rkcybqr jura lbh fbqbzvmr vg. -- Tom Waits, "Nighthawks at the bottom of the "Golden Rule", predating the Christian Coalition...were a vital part of the most senior and learned commonly esteem the matter of time debugging a new card and a .357 magnum into her apt., she yelled "rape", and they went for a while, grinning like the old ones. I should ha' known 'twas never Fleur So rither hang me upside doon That smelt so mooch of sweat Than by ma empty head. For she was