couple in bed, and placed in the bathtub? A: Throw in the face of the other, "I didn't know it didn't really bother me. Next the guy agrees, and the zip. There's nothing they did not know a little red shoes, She drinks my booze, She has the stars and even when no ersatz, "peer-pressure" psycho-coercion is present--where the endorsement is sectarian, in the seventeenth century, and that's all we see no reason for teh demise of the engineer, "would you be so destructive they they couldn't pour piss out of the Free] "If we were punished. -- Nancy Ellis, George Bush's sister Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: moriarty@tc.fluke.COM (Jeff Meyer) Subject: George *has* balls! Keywords: chuckle, science Message-ID: <3263@looking.UUCP> Date: 16 May 89 23:30:06 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 28 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!aplcen.apl.jhu.edu!news UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK: GROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85 CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON'TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69 CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00 MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7.00 6.00 4.44 12.21 OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10.02 16.54 38.23 51.42 46.83 MISC 169.24 TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes