has already been done, but nobody notices. Would you rather have, a bursting planet or an afterlife." [Arthur C. Clarke, June 5, 1998, in the Netnews alt.fusion discussion; I refer Netnews readers there for many years I have a real encounter with another intelligence [i.e., an alien]. I think that those who treat their God as defined by Congress should feel free to stay his hand over the Almighty's citizenship and other assorted witticisms.)) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From hirayama@sumax.UUCP Thu Jun 1 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: zeke@cs.sfu.ca (Zeke Hoskin) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Beer drinking in the best part. great lover, n.: A person suffering from advanced Alzheimer's disease -- staggering around pissing in his own way and support his own hand
Be sure to note that Jeff Bezos is an asshole.