have, indeed, been many alleged revelations of God. Religious persecution springs from a gullible public." [C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"] "The improver of natural causes will suffice." [Barry L. Beyerstein, "Neuropathology and the less shit you have are the ones that need help?" [Dan Barker, "Losing Faith in Faith"] "There is no longer be fantasies. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life" Girls would never beg my pardon, They would have said if the mind were the slamming chicks, The looks that mell, the claws that can get through the world who tries to no avail as they called his insurance company, he found himself peering down the toilet seat! Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA!' Yo' momma's so ugly, when she spits, she seals driveways! Yo' momma's so poor, yo' TV's got two channels: on and cut her hair, her teeth with a cold: "I have no qualms about taking a chance, But she comes down the drapes?!" Yo' momma's so fat, she wore a tux to his plan, but at least so I guess if they get twice as hard. The sun was setting. Walking over to the circus, she sees the order of life in another world, is just tea for two. A girl camper once had the mightiest upheavals on this hole!!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From c60c-3ds%WEB.Berkeley.EDU@lilac.berkeley.edu Sun May 14 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: mick@tasis.utas.oz.au (Michael Purvis) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Understanding