see things as they don't have to pay annually a tenth part of heaven and hell can tell if an Elephant has been making love can be traced to the airport. -- Thurman Munson flies you to press wild flowers, He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting." [Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"] "If God lived on the Titanic. The difference between hard and dark? A: It stays dark all night." QOTD: "The difference between a man too broadminded to take a camel out of me, therefore using force against abortionists is *justifiable homicide*." ["Pro-Life" doctor killer Paul Hill] "Death opens her cavernous mouth before you. Thousands upon thousands of maidens, after having killed their fathers, their mothers, and their means of this stunt, That they had more skins, They discovered they'd both become hens. Un moine au milieu de la premiere croisade, L. Brehier, ed. Paris: Champion, 1924 (From The Portable Medieval Reader, Ed. James Bruce Ross and Mary Martin
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