MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From jbowe@pineapple.bbn.com Mon Nov 21 10:30:07 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: larry@uts.amdahl.com (Larry Hardiman) Subject: politics, dirty tricks Keywords: swearing, smirk Date: 18 Nov 88 03:30:04 GMT a supposedly true story Keywords: true, smirk, sexual Message-ID: <3470@looking.on.ca> Date: 5 Apr 89 23:30:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 12 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!aplcen.apl.jhu.edu!news UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK: GROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33 FUNDAMENTAL INS. COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51
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