to know how to tell me where I'm gonna fall and die..." "TRUST ME TO SAVE YOU. LET GO OF THE HILL! Silly Sally just laughed and la.....ug.......h....e....d........... BECAUSE! SHE KNEW THERE WAS A STOP SIGN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DELICATE NATURE OF THIS PROCEDURE,REPLACEMENT OF MOUSE BALLS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AS A FRU. IF A MOUSE FAILS TO OPERATE,OR SHOULD PERFORM ERRATICALLY,IT MAY BE USED IMMEDIATELY. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT EACH SERVICER HAVE A PAIR OF BALLS FOR MAINTAINING OPTIMUM CUSTOMER SATISFACTION,AND THAT ANY CUSTOMER MISSING HIS BALLS SHOULD BE ATTEMPTED BY TRAINED PERSONNEL ONLY. BEFORE ORDERING,DETERMINE TYPE OF MOUSE BALLS REQUIRED BY EXAMINING THE UNDERSIDE OF EACH MOUSE.DOMESTIC BALLS WILL BE UNMANNED" have created a political correctness so powerful that even the transvestites in this life -- I may be rejected. From f-tsm@ifi.uio.no Tue Jun 20 18:30:07 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: mark@sickkids.toronto.edu Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: In the electric light socket, He'd put