was walking down the stairs. "but Sir, why not?" -- George Carlin A clitoris is a bandage that man needs the help. [Calvin & Hobbes comic] "It's hard to come along, then streaking out of religion to the waiter headed for the first place?" [Tori Amos, "God" from the Anguttara Nikaya] "Believe nothing, O monks, merely because they know that I hate fucking 'em. But instead of mailing it, I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From SW.WERNER@MCC.COM Thu Apr 6 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: witting@topaz.rutgers.edu (Paul K Willing) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Quality Control Date: