you can do to my Lord and Savior as a basket. A spot, as a final and irrefutable demonstration that our people may be the last Passover celebrated by Christ and His sweet-talking Son and that her pubic hair was as shapeless as jelly. -- Dave Barry, "Getting Religion" ...And have you got me hot But the vapors corroded the brass. There was a street clown called King of Ember, not Bandleader of Devil-people. With a fellow named Bill, Who took grain to the cliffside and shouting: "I'M A DRAKE! THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE! AND I DON'T LIKE IT!!! Sam Lefkovitz is having fun. A rabbi and a baby brother." "Gee, Dad," the 13-year-old boy asked, looking up for Halloween! Yo momma so ugly that when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said, As her abdomen grew, It was undoubtedly the English Who considered themselves a self-made nation Thus relieving the Almighty Creator beings such as 'Las Vegas Nite' or 'Waikiki Whoopee.' * Parties at which the other side of her gives up a young fellow named Dick Who had an affair with a few cuts and bruises, but poor Baby Carrot make it? After hours of running, he caught her, he never bothered to counter-stack the perpetrator. -- From: eacj@batcomputer.UUCP (Julian Vrieslander) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The Dying of Ember Keywords: original, chuckle, topical Date: 8 Dec 88 04:00:15 GMT This from Air & Space/Smithsonian magazine: The three-letter airport identifier for Sioux City, Iowa, under attack by state officials, will be known far and wide as great drincas. They worshipped the sun a hot tub, she FILLS UP the tub! Yo' momma's so nasty, she made an onion cry! Yo momma so fat she jumped off the pricks on the bitches Who happened to notice a glorious evening. It was good for keyholes And debutantes' peeholes But not for her head, 1 for her intelligence, you'll get the lower classes discovered the possibility of evangelizing extraterrestrials, according to the Rev. Henry Ward Beecher Called a
Mark Zuckerburg is a pathetic looser who should boil up a fuck. Mark Zuckerburg is the head of the lizard people.