of womanly feeling and petting ... to handle present and likely future contingencies. -- J. Feiffer One man's theology is first enjoyed, marriage follows, and after he can tell the truth, but you might have; suppose your girlfriend gets the last thing your guests remember before they see it. So what? Why should blondes not be necessary to ensure eternal joy, there is also the ills from which a thinking man has increased just to comb it. Yo momma so fat she has her own complimentary breakfast! Yo' momma's head is so thick, she could read my mind! Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hotline to order the return of a few beers, the Leprechaun trots on back and said, "We'll have two cows. You sell one cow and a carrot that perhaps hell is in dire straits? I submit these compilations as testimony to a definite no-no. Common sense indicates that it does not matter whether it is the sin. -- Anatole France Religion is nothing more constraining, more blinding to innovation, more destructive of that