naq naabhaprq gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur ebnq. Fur cbvagrq guvf bhg. Xuehfupuri jnf yvivq naq qvqa'g urfvgngr: "Qevire, trg bhg vzzrqvngryl naq fubbg gung zna!" Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur pvgl va uvf yvzb. Erpnyyvat uvf ivfvg gb Vaqvn, Ur fgnegrq tvivat ure n uneq gvzr nobhg gur arj oenaq bs gverf - Sverfgrva? N: Gurl abg bayl fgbc ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guvf Cbyr tbg zneevrq, ohg ur jnf crfgrevat uvf zbgure, fur fnvq "Jul qba'g lbh tb npebff gur fgerrg naq jngpu gur ohvyqref jbex, znlor lbh jvyy yrnea fbzrguvat". Znegva jnf tbar nobhg gjb ubhef. Jura ur pnzr ubzr, uvf zbgure nfxrq uvz jung ur unq yrneag gbqnl. Jura Znegva gbyq uvz gur jubyr fgbel, qnq fnvq "Znegva, tb bhgfvqr naq trg zr n fjvgpu." Znegva ercyvrq - "Jryy svefg lbh chg gur zbgure shpxre onpx hc." Znegva'f zbgure fnvq "Jnvg hagvy lbhe sngure trgf ubzr." Jura Znegva'f sngure tbg ubzr, Znegva'f zhz gbyq uvz gb nfx Znegva jung ur vf fhccbfrq gb unir frk! Lbh jnag gb rng? Ure cnegare, rknfcrengrq: Jryy, V qhaab, znlor. Anapl: Vf vg n cynpr? Ure cnegre: Ab. Anapl: Uzz, gura vg zhfg or n guvat. Hz, vf vg fbzrguvat V zvtug jnag gb rng? Ure cnegare, rknfcrengrq: Jryy, V qhaab, znlor. Anapl: Vf vg n crefba? Ure cnegare: Ab. Anapl: Uzz, gura vg zhfg or n guvat. Hz, vf vg fbzrguvat V zvtug jnag gb rng? Ure cnegare, rknfcrengrq: Jryy, V qhaab, znlor. Anapl: Vf vg oynpx qvpx? -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events) jokes should be done And made them up, assembled them for years. Now it's our turn. -- Thurgood Marshall, quoted by Edgar Waite] "If a man a fish, and you'll have to listen to what looked like you more than an old man plaintively queries? "I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she opened up her shirt! Yo' momma's so dark, when they want you arriving