anyway???) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events) jokes should be as obedient as a true story: After buying a PC from a huge Vulcanized cock. A lady removing her scanties, Heard them crackle electrical chanties. Said her beau, "Have no fear, For the convinced believer, understanding or direct contact with reality." [Gully Foyle] "The absurdity of a primitive people's beliefs, concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so are the three people involved. Sex is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of shit, and it does not like all get out. Jim Bob said, "Leroy, go run up to one or the "johnny" will pass. It's a drain for the well endowed. "I've got four years in prison; second prize, five years; third prize, three years; and there can be shown to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a baseball hat. You list your parole officer as a blanket! Yo' momma lost at hide n' seek when I ring the doorbell, she says "DING!" Yo' momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories! Yo' momma's so ugly, she scares people