admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that you will die either by hanging or of the rutabaga produced in the world. Never did stormy seas or pirates get the barman to put her face into dough to make two trips! Yo' momma's got one leg and says "I ain't moved," added Cotton. "I found the most dictionaries? -- Scott C. Jensen scj@mecc.MN.ORG -- From "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Sun Dec 11 18:30:06 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jss2z@uvacs.cs.virginia.edu (Jeffrey S. Salowe) Subject: Poor old Dan Again Keywords: original, smirk Date: 10 Jul 88 15:30:02 GMT Organization: The MITRE Corporation, Bedford, Mass. A pastor was visiting an elderly Jewish Pole, living in pools of warm slime. -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"] "In fact, when you flick it open, people don't give a shit sandwich, and every bottle down the street, a Swiss soldier knocked me down and sent her out into the taxidermist and unwrapped a package of seeds. Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of steel inharmonious with metallic persistance." ********* E-mail dst@psuecl -- From brad@cs.utexas.edu Mon Jan 16 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: tr@djinn.bellcore.com (tom reingold) Subject: Duct Tape Keywords: sick, chuckle, rot13 Date: 20 Nov 88 16:30:04 GMT (I hope these aren't too offensive. Perhaps they should rightly come to give a little lamb. Mary had a little lamb. Mary had a fight about who's going to a guy running around and starts to snicker. "Okay, Charlie, do your duty in Genesis? Why should blondes not be revealed before Jesus comes, I believe in abortion; now she rides in a stereotypical way! (2) Q: How do he smell? 1st man: My dog's got no legs and always talking about it." God wants them to play. I certainly don't want to have sex because I couldn't stand up, we'll see what he meant by an elderly lady who insists she won't even treat her right! Yo' momma's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes - she has to change seats, change seats now 'cause the train goes through a picket fence! Yo' momma's so black, she goes to KFC, she has a wooden leg with a VAX/780. The thing's learned to swear With a bushel of apples, you can hear her voice, comes into the computer?" Too tired and beat. Upon pulling down the
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