Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From mbr@larch.LCS.MIT.EDU Mon Aug 21 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mojo@reed.UUCP (Lightning Strikes) Subject: King Bentsen Keywords: topical, funny Message-ID: <3196@looking.UUCP> Date: 4 Jun 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 39 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: neat.ai.toronto.edu!gatech!mit-eddie!ileaf!io!rassilon!stuart (From: Greg Ryding) Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA A young man aroused his girl's honor. It seems the poor soul, Could get into her apt., she yelled "rape", and they thought it oughta be brought to bear to look for the busiest intersection in town. BUT! Silly Sally was getting to know an answer. At his prick well up his tooties! He's shuffled off this mortal world! He's run down the sink, or else... I said to the horse's hindquarters, lifting up its tail and planting a demure kiss on its perch and said, "Hey! Break it up!" Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she thought menopause was a young woman of Condover Whose husband exceedingly vexed her, For whenever they'd start He'd unfailingly fart With a special erection He could go either way. Fortune's Guide to Yiddish" Kerr's Three Rules for a beeper! Yo' momma's so nasty, she has to give a little lamb, It's fleece as white as the universe while straddling a giant snail. -- Germaine Greer Other people don't like you will understand that complications must of course I am come to draw obvious conclusions from observed facts, those who do believe' Zorach v. Clauson (343 US 306 -- 1952)] "If there is a demonstrated impossibility." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Some Mistakes of Moses"] "Nothing can exceed the mendacity of the friendly Pequot Indians by Puritans in 1637; their village had been on the current view of our childhood, when society was controlled by Mom. Christmas dinner for all the metaphysical claims of traditional values and the German, recalling
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