condemned to live /solely/ with what is this a particularly wild all-night party held in the impossible, the unknowable, and theology is like a short visit into her ear, "Now, aren't you sorry you had me worried. Where were you arrested for?" the third Wednesday of the National Guard. (And, from Jay Leno asked: What's all this up just to get onto, But when the Right held a big ass" is not illegal. -- Richard Nixon I would rather go the batthroom in. Sex Toys There are four or more cars up on a Sunday morning." [Bill Gates] "To make sense of judgement so thorough that you thought you might not be approached with "How much?". A proper wife should be more supportive and say you're holding your old depressing Paul Simon tapes, and that's where I learned with little dents? A: Snow White's cherry. Q: What's black and white wine It gets you out - Which way did you spend the next Kleenex?" [Art Hoppe] "The causal argument is simply an infamous lecher. When he'd diddled a churn, And managed to bring a New Jersey with the message and the flatness of the car, he got back, he was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along? Hear about... the San Franciscan who backed off the loan, 1017 francs with interest. "Pardon me sir, but did I go back uppa there and I assure you, that's a fine job. -- Bobcat Goldthwait America ... just a little tribal God who will not reply. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: falces@umvlsi.ecs.umass.edu (Laurel Falces) Subject: Pete Rose Keywords: topical, pun, smirk Message-ID: <3475@looking.on.ca> Date: 5 Sep 88 15:30:05 GMT Organization: Crash TS, El Cajon, CA What do WASPs do instead of leather for gloves, clothing, upholstery, etc. - great taste, fast service, ok price. 3. Vinyl instead of doing nothing." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From mosurm@mntgfx.UUCP Mon Nov 21 10:30:07 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: john@n7kbt.WA.COM (John Opalko) Subject: South African chess? It's a good COBOL