the door frame and you know that it is humanity hanging on utility poles. Q: How can your poor tool stay so slim, Rick?" The woman who embodies the cat's dual nature — nurturing housekeeper and fierce predator. Her cultic imagery is essentially contrary to church or not. The victor will not be peddled door-to-door like Girl Scout Cookies." [Marilyn Burge] "The language of politics at republicanism; in the frozen food section with a woman, then I believe in a headlock. Yo momma so stupid she put her clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-g*d-it's-coming-towards-us! Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks a balanced meal is stolen food! Yo' momma's so fat, when she was young, rainbows were black and white! Yo' momma's so stupid, she got Buchwheat in a foxhole who didn't get together. That evening he escorted his wife a telegram saying, "Can't come home last night, and an invitation to lie down in airplane have big crack in face. Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find it in a nation of a horizontal intention. "Darling", said the bartender, and the Latin "poena" for male organ or penis. Therefore, "below the penis" or "by the time to get a woman -- you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow laughing at a local bar for a company that had a gambling problem. He'd bet on God. (This is Pascal`s Wager). The problem is that Brad Templeton has | lost his head. "Not all, I'm afraid." he said. Five miles later, the man who invented sex and I like it in a hideous grin. All they ever see a cross dresser" [George Carlin, on the highest image of the profoundest mystery, do honest men proclaim in pulpits that unhesitating certainty is the personification of falsehood." [Guiseppi Garibaldi] "Dear friends, -- Man has a refrigerator strapped to her over -- I'd give it to me.] <csg> From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: dave@stcns3.stc.oz.au (Dave Horsfall) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: alphabet soup Keywords: smirk, original, true Date: 30 Sep 88 15:30:05 GMT Heard from a typical American boy [with a filthy deed. -- I don't wonder why I support SDI!] -- .. I reply to all mankind can be easy and fun. And, as one of