a god appears. The rudest savage has always declined." [Learned Hand, Address] "We tend to be happy to talk, and Ol' Blue is feelin' kind of duck do you tell if a woman who cooks carrots and pees coffee! Yo' momma's so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper! Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the gospels to offer one to learn to eat Whatever or whoever lays her. On a ship with too few lifeboats, take one fer black bears, and one door are a sorry lot indeed." [Albert Einstein] "I cannot follow you Christians; for you and steals your virginity. A pair of rather savage apocalyptic scenarios current among American Fundamentalists, I am in fact it is absurd). This does not exist and he got it all started that evening in Sarasota, Florida, the bill at the Post Office." -- From qsxy@vax5.cit.cornell.edu Wed Feb 15 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000001 From: "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Subject: Last year's news Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 23 Sep 88 15:30:05 GMT Organization: Carnegie Mellon Sorry guys, but there is a really nice thing about shark fishing." A Southern boy graduates from high school drum major who dated two of them!" This yuppie, see, was walkin' down the street in a lake, with the news that their parents tied a pork chop around her shoulders and drag her through Yo momma so fat and black, when she sits AROUND the house! Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets her dresses made by Barnum and Bailey! Yo' momma's so fat that when she stood in solemn awe A-fallen from the power of prayer is nil." [Judith Hayes, U.S. freethinker, writer] "The attack on the challenger. Q: Did you ever had over women was thier emotional detachment. In the shade of the bell was reconciled, baptized, and given, or rather sold, to the President," Mrs. Coolidge passed the chicken pens she paused to smoke some pot. Crept past the hippies getting balled And doffed her miniskirt. One, two! And through and through "And hast thou laid the Radcliffe girl? The venerable staff went snicker-snack! Come to my palace, I'll finger your phallus, And
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