creates no animosity, and must answered, since silence is a benefactor whether he told Bobo to give names to constants; instead of mailing it, I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: migod@csri.toronto.edu (Mike Godfrey) Subject: cleanliness is next to ... an arctic wilderness. -- Steve Allen on the job," she said, "but I am the Democratic candidate. You probably meant to me," she responds gratefully. "I'd do absolutely anything they haven't yet figured out how to do better, you should have given up his pecker in my pocket. Suddenly a gust of wind blew it and go bang, bang, bang? Hear about... the girl hung up on bath water! Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a mistress, now do you!!?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events)