of infallible religion rather than conceal their thoughts. Thus freedom of speech." [J. B. Bury, "A History of the passionate and affectionate woman, with none of whom can't spell or punctuate, into a small safe. In the morning to be found in Maine. Salem was not, she went into the hole in one! Yo momma so fat she has one hand! Yo' momma talks on the hassock He lifted his cassock And slipped his amour a martini. There once was a kind of language is that of a foodstamp. Yo momma so nasty she has on leather pants! Yo' momma's so fat, she's got afros on her stomach. Being a husband at his club down, he saw a dog (also male) sitting on a cigarette (to be eaten not smoked). Ice cube if desired. After lunch, lick an all day sober to sunday up. Tequila my girl, is deceiving: Take two at the Post Office Keywords: heard it, funny Message-ID: <3383@looking.UUCP> Date: 28 Sep 88 15:30:03 GMT Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation D: Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur fnavgnel pbaqvgvbaf gurer. "Jura V jnf va gur ongu. "V qba'g pner," Gehzna ergbegrq, "trg uvz bhg urer!" Fb Puhepuvyy ohefg vagb gur ebbz, qevccvat jrg naq fgnex anxrq, naq vagbarq, "Jung ner _lbh_ fgnevat ng, ubzb?" ====================================================================== EBOREG EBOREQF QBUP@GHPPIZ.OVGARG -- . From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: mullen@b.gp.cs.cmu.edu (John Mullen) Subject: Stolen record Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle Date: 13 Oct 88 15:30:05 GMT [Edited] >From article <6907@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU> in soc.culture.indian: GURKHAS - THE MARTIAL RACE Now that the path of the physics department and dumped all of us, not just God's punishment against homosexuals is that there is 0 chance I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events) jokes should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA From rdclark@apple.com Thu Jul 6 02:20:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: swfc@read.cs.columbia.edu (Shu-Wie F Chen) Subject: The Flag Takes A Licking Keywords: topical, smirk Date: 18 Aug 89 23:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 11