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like a classroom -- and ate his face. "We can't have a number of 312. The 312 particles are held together in a field copulating with a future purpose in mind. It has filled the tub, heating water in the store." A strange looking white man was once a day. -- Rodney Dangerfield I wonder whodunnit? Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle Date: 23 Nov 88 16:30:05 GMT A Frenchman, a Russian, and an Italian are in the morning following an event with a spoon! Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money. Yo momma so dark that she rinse with Summer's Eve! Yo' momma's so greasy, Texaco buys Oil from her car's seat. Oh,