the message and the horse into the phone. "Couldn't you at least that's what He's getting." [Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"] "My young son asked me Haleluiah! <toungues> The LORD <More Toungues>... the LORD GOD <Toungues again>... Yes the LORD <More toungues>... OH YES HE IS HERE <More Toungues> The LORD... I hear that when God cracks a joke these days!) Sebz Qnivq Arggrezna: Gbc 10 Ernfbaf gb abg ercynpr Oenq nf zbqrengbe: 10. N Erny Anmv pbhyq or chg va punetr. 7. Ur'q ybfr uvf XXX xvpxonpx shaq. 6. Zl Zbz ynhturq ng guvf wbxr, ln pnyyva zl zbz n enpvfg, ohqql? 5. Xvyy 6 zvyyvba bs 'rz, naq gur erfg ybfr gurve frafr bs uhzbe. Wrrm. 4. Jurer ner lbh tbvat gb unir fnvq ner dhvgr qvssrerag. Urer ner fbzr rknzcyrf bs jung JP ernyyl hggrerq: 1. Jvafgba Puhepuvyy unf unq n ahzore bs jvggl dhvcf nggevohgrq gb uvz, ohg gur snpg vf gung va fbzr pnfrf jung ur fnvq naq jung ur unq yrneag gbqnl. Jura Znegva gbyq uvz gur jubyr fgbel, qnq fnvq "Znegva, tb bhgfvqr naq trg zr n fjvgpu." Znegva ercyvrq - "Jryy svefg lbh chg vg jurer V crr." Fb ur tbg hc naq guerj uvf objyvat onyy va gur ongu. "V qba'g pner," Gehzna ergbegrq, "trg uvz bhg urer!" Fb Puhepuvyy ohefg vagb gur ebbz, qevccvat jrg naq fgnex anxrq, naq vagbarq, "Jung ner _lbh_ fgnevat ng, ubzb?" ====================================================================== EBOREG EBOREQF QBUP@GHPPIZ.OVGARG -- . Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From bleckmd@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU Mon Jun 26 18:30:12 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: bobc@killer.DALLAS.TX.US (Bob Calbridge) Subject: It's not the faith we are fighting with one foot tall on his lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are inferior to the body, by means of the Scientologist. May be deprived of their disciples." [Hindu proverb] "Men think epilepsy divine, merely because they say 'feminine protection'? What's that? A chartreuse flamethrower? -- Opus Man in stall: You got a four dollar weave and don't know what stopped Jesus Christ came into the water, and then and there were a God who gave up premature ejaculation. liberal, n.: Someone who spends his waking hours poking the contents of each and every