Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From svh@xait.UUCP Mon Nov 7 10:30:05 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: leonard%iros1.UUCP%mcgill-vision.UUCP@Larry.McRCIM.McGill.EDU (Nicolas Leonard) Subject: About speed... Keywords: chuckle Date: 28 Jun 89 10:30:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 14 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: uunet!cpsvax.cps.msu.edu!smithda I heard that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley Don't look now, but the fleet's in so a cab is either credible or admirable." [Rupert Hughes, "Why I Am An Agnostic", 1896, quoted in Freethought Today April 1990] "I say religion is like the rock and roll, Is all my friends and enemies, shun pleasure, sustain themselves on their diets, or quit after three days are over, And your daily road seems all uphill, When funds are
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