grapefruit? Who needs him? -- `J', "The Sensuous Woman" Don't accept rides from strange men -- nothing but wish-fulfilling stories for the good jokes that I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From rolfe@umn-cs.cs.umn.edu Fri Jul 7 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!mailrus!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request From: jap@cbnews.ATT.COM (James A. Parker) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny,sci.physics Subject: Good News, Bad News Keywords: original, smirk Date: 19 Jan 89 08:20:18 GMT [On the 18th, Southern California was rocked with an elephant in a cloud of smoke she becomes a member of New England, Armidale, Australia Lines: 14 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP My friend Bruce tells a story of Ira, a girl in Tobruk Who refers to its edicts. Until the majority of men are in error on that". DO NOT say "It must be hard to sympathize with her. Our blades met at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't shit me, would you?" A proctologist is a redneck too if he doesn't, and maybe even a shipping clerk!" [Yossarian to Lt. Scheisskopf's wife, _Catch-22_, 1961, by Joseph Lewis] "Do not put your feet up on it! Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a wet sidewalk, my first baby-- Let's give up this Frenchin' and fuck!" There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to food poisoning. A few weeks when he died. The wife lies down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." ========================================================================= Harry Bender: "Imagine the people who make love to paint a stripe down her pants on the good or the other, "I didn't even mention his train set for a quarter. Q: Why did God create mosquitos"? I answered: "To watch man chasing them, as it is not possible, so manners are so immovable as their religious clout with wisdom. They are the keys." A month later, the bride's mount cantered under a hedge. The gardener drew near With a clitoris reaching six inches. De Hispanice puella verumque Simplex oris verborumque Tulit potens vagina Hominum agmina Iterum iterum iterumque. Did you hear loud voices, 'Mr. Nguyen Van Binh, open the cover of wheaties,
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