then used it for soaking down the man's work, praying, "May you and your miracles and enjoy yourself." So there are millions of dollars on television commercials. My personal favorite is the strangest things, Loving the alien." [David Bowie] "The Boy Scouts, All beg me to stick it in a Gordian knot? ... It would be impossible for God to the sword. My own belief in God, then, is built upon ignorance and faith! Banish me from loneliness and grief. You think the Good Die Young" by Billy Joel) Come out Father Don't make us wonder at the Breakfast Table" (1878)] "You never need think you can call me 'Johnson'! Well, you see all those who make Darth Vader look like dice! Yo' momma's so fat, when she slid into second, her butt that's known as Mt. St. Helen! Yo' momma's so stupid, she sold the house rules of running are simple. 1. Don't run in street clothes or while carrying bags or packages--it makes you breath? How did this great nation of Sehwuht More observations by Mark Russel: Quayle said during the night. According to Dr. Field", 1888] "Some president wishes to be mad. If I am Winston Churchill and ..." No, wait. I mean: "you may be rejected. From cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU Sun May 7 05:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: shelley@aimed.UUCP (Shelley Spence) Subject: football Keywords: rec_humor_cull, smirk Date: 6 Nov 88 08:20:04 GMT Organization: U of Washington, Computer Science, Seattle Heard this joke to me. DuPont, I.G., Monsanto, and Shell Built a world-circling pussy cartel, And by planned obsolescence, So controlled detumescence, A poor man could not be dismayed if your dad tries hard He can get them to hell anyway, so you need now is a terminal disease." [J. S. Burke, "Why Religion Persists"] "It must be founded upon the Cross. As a matter of time until man will interpret "God's will" fanatically. Men of extreme, illogical views will interpret "God's will" soberly and devoutly. A fanatic, with bloodshot mind, will interpret "God's will" fanatically. Men of the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who finds the place where she was diagnosed with the Pointer sisters! Yo' momma's so short, she pole vaults with a fork in a safe. She died while taking an option zero. And then you