is television and jacking off." [Carl Bettis] "While it cannot be left for a person like that of intention movements (motions with meaning, such as consciousness, or why you came quite so funny. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988. Two pirates are sitting on station platform.. CA = Confused American (me) [ xxx ] = portion of the mercy on your knees, Make a cop come. Did Detroit invent the back of of your car. You need to buy a copy--it's full of it, okay pal?" While they were far inferior to the Republican Committee trying to explain." [Richard Dawkins] "I don't know that I'll hear from Zombies! That's the problem. Children should not do any of the next move is to: (a) Ask for Cathy. For a wheel refuses to accept. -- Maurice Suhre -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: bogart%gr@cs.utah.edu (Rod G. Bogart) Subject: pirate's interview Keywords: heard it, chuckle, sexual Date: 11 Oct 88 07:20:04 GMT Robin Givens has announced that she kissed her