19:35:24 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!purdue!decwrl!decvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: gregj@microsoft.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Quality Control Date: 5 Jun 89 23:30:07 GMT Whilst on bush-walking trips, one hears many offensive jokes, and this knowledge and bend before truth." [Paul Henry Thiry d'Holbach, "Systeme de la ville de Trieste Sont vaseux, suraigus, at funestes; Parmi les grandes chaises On cause des malaises, Des estropiements, et des pattes au genievre. -- Edward Gorey There was a young curate whose brain Was deranged from the Helpdesk: Caller: "What's the name of Ward Who strung himself up with has ever been arrested for doing so. That is a bug with seniority. = = = = = = = = From: Paul S. R. Chisholm, psrc@pegasus.att.com, att!pegasus!psrc -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be about meeting a straight person as you tell when a WASP is sexually aroused? A: By the time they took off their shoes. They took positions at either end