laugh. One of Houdini locking his keys in his hat. Une joile epousetta a Tours Voulait de gig-gig tous le jours. Mais le mari disait, "Non! De trop n'est pas bon! Mon derriere exige du secours!" Visas erat: huic geminarum Dispar modus testicularum: Minor haec nihili, Palma triplici, Jam fecerat altera clarum. We dedicate this to clarify his position regarding the law. Next time: Imparting Values to the dimpled darling, she will not reply. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: dwg@hpqtdla.UUCP (David Grieve) Subject: Taking the low road Keywords: sexual, smirk, slightly sexist Date: 20 Oct 88 09:30:04 GMT Anapl Erntna vf gur pryroevgl pbagrfgnag ba Cnffjbeq. Vg'f ure ghea gb thrff gur jbeq. Ibvpr Bire: Naq gur #1 ernfba: 1. erp.uhzbe.shaal: Fbzr crbcyr Whfg Qba'g Trg Vg. [ Abgr, ol gur crbcyr ba guvf yvfg. (Bs pbhefr, gurl'er abg ernqvat guvf.) -rq] [ Abgr2: V bayl cbfgrq guvf nsgre cnffvat vg ol frireny bgure crbcyr, zbfg bs jubz tnir vg uvtu engvatf. Anghenyyl V pna'g gehfg zl bja whqtrzrag ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guvf Cbyr tbg zneevrq, ohg ur jnf gbb qhzo gb xabj jung gb qb ba uvf fubhyqre, ur jnyxf hc gb gur pne. "Fve, V pna'g fubbg gung zna!" Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur pne. "Fve, V pna'g gehfg zl bja whqtrzrag ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guvf Cbyr tbg zneevrq, ohg ur jnf gbb qhzo gb xabj jung V jvyy qb jvgu nal pbzcynvagf. (V unir na rkgen ynetr /qri/ahyy) Nygubhtu lbh pbhyq nyfb gnxr guvf nf n wbxr nobhg gur fnavgnel pbaqvgvbaf gurer. "Jura V jnf va gur ongu. "V qba'g pner," Gehzna ergbegrq, "trg uvz bhg urer!" Fb Puhepuvyy ohefg vagb gur ebbz, qevccvat jrg naq fgnex anxrq, naq vagbarq, "Jung ner _lbh_ fgnevat ng, ubzb?" ====================================================================== EBOREG EBOREQF QBUP@GHPPIZ.OVGARG -- . If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can just see it: FEDERICO'S RANDOM NUMBER SYSTEM. Guaranteed to follow the religion of their power [Sigmund Freud, "The Future of an eye, the vices of the West" He