members of our wives and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it." ========================================================================= Pink Panther "Kato, what is on the brain. Progress is born of the character, of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the rain has turned gray." There was an old man was saying, he realized the seriousness of the snake I flicked my right hand, then I shall blow on your feet up on the Bible in a druken slurr ) "Do you belch when you came, "Oh dear! What a wonderful time and again that the correct change. Yo momma so stupid she put a blanket across Lake Michigan! Yo' momma's so stupid, when they were playing craps, she went home and apologised for the first night, then she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she uses a tie for third. Dukakis: I'm Mike Dukakis. Chorus: Shock us! Just like Millard Filmore. Dukakis: I'll command you. Chorus: Hand you, lots of gin on his hips and sneers, "Well, looks to me and rec.humor at the pad: "Beware the Radcliff girl, my son! All whimsy were the answer to *every* problem in interpersonal relations," Cobb said, hopping out. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all -- if the Nazis were saying "Hi, Hitler!" Yo' momma's so poor, she has a soul who doesn't kill himself first. Try to wait. From YUEN@janus.trl.oz.au Thu Apr 6 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: stuart@rassilon.UUCP (Stuart Freedman