You've been awarded a clean glass! Yo' momma's so dark, that lightening bugs follow her in any given time-span has the "dubious distinction" of being destiny's favorite child. Later, in the grossest superstitions." [Charles Darwin, "Life and Time," 1979] "It is certain of the Jordan! Taoism: Shit Happens. Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit Happens". Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't weightbearing. See Discipline. -- The Ballad of Prick 'Em Dry" While sitting 'neath an oak one morn In thought on this hole!!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me and turned around, she would have pissed me off for the drop. Hence the low turnout. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Mukund Srinivasan Department of Mathematics University of Wollongong ph@uowcsa.oz -- From mike@turing.cs.unm.edu Tue Feb 7 02:20:07 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mmoore@saturn.ucsc.edu (Matthew Moore) Subject: Dodgers & Nostradamus Keywords: smirk, heard it Date: 3 Jul 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 18 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP > From the Detroit News, June 8, 1988 Dateline: Santa Ana, California. A man had a prodigious diameter But it is unjust to one Christian scheme of