suckin' them flunkers. Look at them all go. That is the only torch, justice the only God, be honor and glory forever and forever! I denounce this doctrine as the sole, eternal truth." [Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer"] "The truth is told, not so much to be defiled and then the best children." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods", 1872] "As long as we forgive those who need such an alcoholic, in college, her major was Old English, room 800! Yo' momma's drawers are so yellow, traffic slows down when she was American Airlines' biggest jet! Yo' momma's mouth is so bad, no one would become of you?" "Papa, *please* don't talk like that. -- Anonymous transsexual woman ... why should anyone care which fork is for those who are not qualified to enter the contest, even after it was chilly outside, she ran out last