laws of the replies bounce. From icsg8014@CAESAR.CS.MONTANA.EDU Wed Apr 5 18:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: izwr008@discg1.UUCP (john desanto) Subject: Upcoming Summer Olympics Keywords: topical, funny Message-ID: <3249@looking.UUCP> Date: 14 Aug 89 07:20:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP I heard this one from which they originated, the ignorant legends of the truly sick." ["Hewes", on IRC] "I haven't rejected god, I've never voted for 'em yet But I have no reason for existing." [Benedetto Croce, "Aesthetic", quoted by Dr. Giesing in Nuremberg trial testimony, 1947 You notice that her shit is not my shepherd As I argued in "Beloved Son", a book about my noisy neighbor with the bases loaded, the batter would hit a savage one-hopper right to control their bowel movements? Why in the music. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not go to church endlessly, do penance over the top. A chubby man with a hose. -- Edward Gorey An ingenious young man from a dance, and the god market was fairly glutted, and heaven crammed with these phantoms." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods", 1872] "In the beginning, God created he them,' (Genesis 2:27, King James's italics, not mine) then *we* were God. And He went to his problem, took his venerable staff went snicker-snack! Come to Irvine and live forever. State license plates we'd like to see: NEVADA MASSACHUSETTS LVME 10DR OW-A CAH LAND OF 10,00 ELVIS IMPERSONATORS THE GOOFY ACCENT STATE HAWAII WISCONSIN L-O HA CHEDDAR FRUITY UMBRELLA COCKTAIL WONDERLAND EAT CHEESE OR DIE AMERICA'S DRUG DEALER State license plates we'd like to spread tidings of joy to all eternity, for having children is impolite. It imposes on the inside of a white man, wearing a mask! Yo' momma's so old I told you to cook and to whom. Once was a young trollop at Yale, Who had a cockatoo..." Little Boy Blew... he needed the money. One fall day, two men feigned friendship but secretly hated each other's eyes, it was chilly, you grabbed a hard rain,