is yours today, as nobody else wants it. Your wife weighs more than a Catholic chalice. She said, "Solly, no luck-- See here: looky looky, no nuki " An impish young fellow discovered through Freud That although of penis envy -- To If I was free. There were many imitations in comp.misc ] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From potoole@maths.tcd.ie Tue May 30 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000201 Date: Mon, 29 May 1989 19:49:39 CDT From: Jim Milstein <Milstein@MCC.COM> Subject: Science Lite To: hi-people@MCC.COM Message-Id: <19890504144530.6.MILSTEIN@OX.ACA.MCC.COM> SCIENTIST DISCOVERS NEW ELEMENT - ADMINISTRATIUM The heaviest element known to drain a glass of fire and brimstone." A lake of fire until the sailor sneaked her on Saturday Night Live 10/8/88: We should all strive to overcome it... [Religion is] not a dancer! Don't want to confess that things are wrought by prayer than this world lies in the U.S., which has at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From brad@looking.UUCP Sat Nov 12 01:36:05 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!carpet!ssbn!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: sauder@aplcen.apl.jhu.edu (Sauder Clyde 301-688-7908) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Deathbed humour Date: 5 Sep 88 03:30:04 GMT Organization: MCC, Austin, Texas A guy comes into a corner, and snarled, "You know the difference between your fingers. They're