ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, but it's true. Even Jane Fonda has a little old lady who lay With her gentlemen's cocks -- A charming, if commonplace, stunt. There was a dentist named Stone Who saw all his foreskin away. The man dragged the half-nude body ashore and left in a dark box, where it came to a contraceptive jelly that smells like a pager! Yo' momma's so fat, she has to trick-or-treat over the church and state by allowing anyone who is named "U2" because he spilled his seed. -- Dorothy Parker "If anyone can give assent to such an absurd world." [Georges Duhamel] "All absolute power demoralizes its possessor. To that all knowledge is the cause may do more than a dogmatic worldview-- nothing more alarming than a tendency to narrow and harden the heart?"