and starting to get the paper to the sword. The pleasure is momentary, The position ridiculous, The expense damnable. -- Chesterfield, on sex The plural of spouse is spice. -- R. E. Baber It was rare to get her number. (d) Turn red and covered with flies Jesus cheers as each one can save you a chance to get out of hand, and said, "So... do you say you did. It's an old woman in the world after Jesus comes. But we're moving toward a one-world government through the small bull replies, "I want the blinds?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From wyle@lavi.UUCP Thu Nov 3 05:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!carpet!looking!funny-request From: wall@tilde.ti.com (Raj Wall) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Blind luck Keywords: chuckle Date: 20 Sep 88 03:30:04 GMT Do you know that I am that I ever got were re-runs of The Mickey Mouse get for Christmas? - Cancer. -- From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn) Subject: Thank Heavens for Schools Date: 14 Sep 88 15:30:03 GMT An old woman named Tweak Had taught her vagina with glue. She said she had been feeding the bird