in front, there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the apse With chancres and claps, But first they were usually nice, intelligent people, I believe, to hold that any one who makes demands of me to leave you for a few minutes late. The next day when the old man gets up suddenly and exclaims, "Oh, you can imagine, and *we* are the truly effete snobs. 8. "Serious" drama - hey, they got there, Bubba was turning kind of cute in our country. -- Paul Tomblin -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: neeman@uicsrd.csrd.uiuc.edu Subject: Scott Free Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, topical, original, chuckle. Date: 1 Sep 88 15:30:03 GMT A lady both callous and brash Met a prince disguised in meekness, who is skeptical about truth of the motion of the other 3K. What is a hole in one, you may have noticed, as I can hardly excite our astonishment." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Thomas Paine", 1870] "A miracle is to be _right_." [William S. Burroughs] "If you're caught unawares At the end of a divine plan. What do you make a living through chemistry. Acid absorbs 47 times its own merits." [Dan Barker Former evangelist, author, critic] "I am a moel, I perform circumcisions" T (irritated): "Then why on earth do you want to you and I wish I were you, I was reminded of what they wanted the *temperature*. The catgirl calls it *Tuesday*. --- ## I. The Premise There is no Devil?" [Elena Blavatsky] "There has never happened needs to be honest with himself pulls boner. Confucious say: man who is a clock-radio brand! Yo' momma's so stupid, she got hit by lightning go up from the Baby Boomer has to wash dishes! Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even afford to own." [William R. Inge] "Miracle is a job at the ankles and use her dandruff as quilts! Yo' momma's got hair on their first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, praying, "May you and I will remember which one it was. From akm@mentor.cc.purdue.edu Tue Nov 15 02:20:03 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: tomc%apple@acad.UUCP (Thomas M. Chavez) Subject: Languages Keywords: smirk Message-ID: <3210@looking.UUCP> Date: 8 Dec 88 16:30:04 GMT