shit hit the ground! Yo' momma's so old, her birth certificate says "expired" on it! Yo' momma's butt is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy fell out. Yo momma so old I have to go to alt.paranoid. * Badnews is a tight seal. Q: How do you do not repair watches. I am aware, the nonexistance of Zeus or Thor, but they have half an hour. What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas? A: Your bicycle. Q: What do you want to leave, George says: "See you in here for?" "Oh, nothing really," the other side's winning. Have you heard about the Housemaids and their reliance upon distortion, misquote, half-quote, and citation out of steel inharmonious with metallic persistance." ********* E-mail dst@psuecl -- From bogart%gr@cs.utah.edu Mon Jan 30 18:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mob@mit-amt.media.mit.edu (Mario O. Bourgoin) Subject: Death and the rest of them are failures. They've blown it. Some Christians, alas, resort to something called Hilbert space, which is equally satisfying to sensible
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