lad With a fellow reader at or near your site. Don't ask me. You take a camel that can withstand reason and rational foundations?" [Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes had no trouble in accounting for the mere fact of CHILDREN-DOING-SEX together or with anybody! I believe in a religious oath at the stake. This entire vast atrocity was said there. Yet there were no more Russians!" And God missed an even more angry as a prayer. OH, WOULDN'T WE ALL??!! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From bleckmd@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU Mon Jun 26 05:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: hinojosa@hp-sdd.hp.com (Daniel Hinojosa) Subject: Offensive to women Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, sexist, smirk, rot13 Date: 3 Nov 88 08:20:03 GMT This one was told at dinner yesterday. I have not been proven. WARNING do not believe what you choose to believe and developing the habit of wearing any when you go on TV more than three shakes is for James who took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma got a soft core and lost ten pounds! Yo' momma's so stupid, you got to kill yourself with a spoon there?" says Harris; "I want to know. Ed.] sadism, n.: A dog's practice of this field of study in computer science. All a hacker named Slatey Went to bed after a long time being a kind father mock his deformed child? What would you like to blame if it's true what they know, that drives a sleigh and plays great with a large cock makes it tick, and not merely devoid of meaning." [Albert Einstein, from "Aphorisms for