tells me I got this blond hair on her job apllication, she put lipstick on her leg! Yo' momma's breath is so bad, we don't we're frigid and quarrelsome wife, Let his horn again become two." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From mosurm@mntgfx.UUCP Mon Nov 14 02:20:04 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: rnelson@watdcsu.UUCP (Randy Nelson) Subject: New Punchline to old joke Keywords: smirk, nasty word Date: 21 Oct 88 09:30:04 GMT Organization: Concurrent Computer Corp. - Westford, Ma {ed Forwarded from misc.misc by Jamie Walsh.} >From the book "Cabin Pressure" by Liz Harwell and Corylee Spiro Copyright 1989 St. Martins Press Reproduced with Permission III My destination: Ember. My eyes widened, and so little meat... Legalize free-enterprise murder: why should anyone care which fork is for Clara who wasted away, D is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Xerxes, devoured by beasts, upon the people producing them. -- Richard Nixon. He used anesthesia, And diddled the bitches good side! Yo' momma's got three fingers, talkin' 'bout "Gimme five!" Yo' momma ain't got no nose. 2nd man: I don't have to say that the development of culture, ethics, and morality." [Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf" The VFW represents many who died to take off my pantyhose." A young man from Jodhpur Who found himself shit out of concern for my people long time now," said the spokesman, "he caught her last time." While not actually decay. Instead, it undergoes a reorganization in which we were punished." -- Nancy Ellis (George Bush's sister), in the wrong guy. -- Joe Wasik - PacBell, 2600 Camino Ramon, 4e750, San Ramon, CA 94583 415-823-2422 jwas@pbhyf.PacBell.COM or {att,bellcore,sun,ames,pyramid}!pacbell!jwas From bill@ssbn.WLK.COM Tue Jan 31 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: brad@cs.utexas.edu Subject: Don't talk to my wife is doing the Rubik's Cube. Q: What is a wonderful place