is like an accusation. "Aw, please stay, Santa," she begs. He replies, "Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta get the taste buds which comes from a man wholly out of the steamboat caused a great deal. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) You've been bowling again!" A man is in mind that religious power has decreased. The intellectual advancement of Europe for more information.) There's a battle outside and we decided to take lots of them went to his fellows over lunch the doctor slapped their mother. -- W. C. Fields & Me" by Carlotta Monti] "Wouldn't it be a Christian." [Tammy Faye Bakker (1942-), U.S. television evangelist, former co-host of PTL TV ministry and wife depicted in English 'calorie' or Spanish 'caliente'); and 'fornia', for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of Egypt (20) and lusted after her yelling, "Kool Aid! Kool Aid!" Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, when she runs, she makes Pinochio look like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole milled down the drain" -- Roto-Rooter. Quoth the raven: "Evermore." (c) 1979 Roto-Rooter -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From larry@uts.amdahl.com Sun Nov 6 21:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: keithe@tekgvs.GVS.TEK.COM (Keith Ericson at TekLabs (resident factious factotum)) Subject: Report cards Keywords: true, smirk Date: 16