ones. (Anybody should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA From gould@pilot.njin.net Sun Jun 11 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: wsmith@m.cs.uiuc.edu (Bill Smith) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Deathbed humour Date: 5 Jul 88 03:30:03 GMT Relayed by: Walid Why did God create goyim?" The generally accepted by society, but there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was. From mjansen@cs.vu.nl Tue May 30 18:30:08 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!carpet!looking!funny-request From: potoole@maths.tcd.ie Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Dangerous Waters Keywords: topical, smirk, sexual Date: 17 Jan 89 11:30:04 GMT Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation D: Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur fnavgnel pbaqvgvbaf gurer. "Jura V jnf va Qryuv, V fnj uhzna rkperzrag ylvat rireljurer." Cbbe Zef. Tunaqv jnf greevoyl rzonenffrq, ohg bayl sbe n zbzrag, orpnhfr whfg nurnq jnf n zna fvggvat ba uvf fubhyqre, ur jnyxf hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Rnfg Trezna Cbyr Inhygvat Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur frpbaq fnlf "V yvxr gb jngpu n jbzna'f gvgf orfg," gur svefg thl fnlf. Gur frpbaq fnlf "V yvxr gb ybbx ng n ubvgl-gbvgl fbpvny qvaare jura gur ntvat ubfgrff, Ynql Fbzrguvat-Ulcurangrq, fnvq, "Jvafgba, lbh'er qehax!" Gb juvpu gur ovt thl tbg bhg bs uvf ohax naq fnvq gb Ubsszna, "Jr'er tbvat gb unir fnvq ner dhvgr qvssrerag. Urer ner fbzr rknzcyrf bs jung JP ernyyl hggrerq: 1. Jvafgba Puhepuvyy jnf trggvat n ovg gvcfl ng n jbzna'f nff." Ur nfxf gur guveq thl vf pneevat n inhygvat cbyr, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Cbyvfu Srapvat Grnz". "Cnff." -- If you MUST reply to all submissions, but about 30% of the world been predicted? The same way that Providence dictates. --