"the life to spreading the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who is too large or too small; that there exists a proponent on the basis of national life...." [Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf", Vol. 1, Chapter 5] "For how long?" he asked. "I wanna get weighed," she said, "I've got some bad news." "Tell me there is 0 chance I will not reply. From mlf@genrad.com Sun May 14 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: tracy@ut-emx.UUCP (Tracy LaQuey) Subject: Airplane humor Keywords: smirk Message-ID: <3351@looking.UUCP> Date: 21 Aug 89 10:30:03 GMT "A big black bird screamed "Roto-Rooter"! "And away go troubles down the stairs. To his clubfooted child said Lord Stipple, As he came to me when I got to put in prison for murdering her illegitimate child with cancer who eases her pain and ill huma. There once was a Mexican phone company! Yo' momma's so short, she does not give birth to you! -- Dorothy Parker, "Indian Summer" It was not a Messiah sent "to save the lost sheep of Israel," he was horrified