Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: griffith%con.Berkeley.EDU@berkeley.edu (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Elvis Keywords: rec_humor_cull, smirk

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