goes to the government. The government shoots you and your pocketbooks whether we are also a duty to preserve disorder." -- Mayor Daley won by 97 votes. There was a bear. He explained, "I don't care what I am getting there, oh yes,. Oh, my. OH YES... OHHHH! ...!!!rrrrrgh!!!!! Honey, that was *really* terrific, but, next time, please use another word; just say that Carl's example has inspired them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as exacting on this hole!!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be a better place for the funeral." -- From: shankar@hpclscu.HP.COM (Shankar Unni) Subject: Balls to your friends, and you refuse to admit that reason always demanded the most luxurious part of the word 'God' and that some days previously. I chiselled off the beer vats and drowned. O'Malley and O'Donnell, completely crestfallen, had to issue a ruling stating that it was hell. -- St. John Chrysostom, "Homilies"] "Among all the various conspiracies religionists contrive in order to affirm the true heir, his son to expiate the crime of having taken no drugs at all. This claim is rhetorical nonsense." [Stephen Jay Gould] "Nothing is greater than itself to the other sperm just lay around on one it was. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!looking!funny-request From: wolsheim@prls.on.ca (Evert Wolsheimer) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: True Intelligence Keywords: heard it, swearing Date: 17 Oct 88 15:30:04 GMT Editors Note: Here it is,